Wet Sheets in the MorningFrom Diaper to WiperThe Booger BoogieWho Cut the Cheese?Kiss My OwieRush to FlushDon’t Shake the BabyFeed It to the DogBye Bye BoobiesGrandma May Smell FunnyWho Barfed in the Fish Bowl?Potty TimeI Like CornThe Peepee SongThe Cat Can’t Swim (Don’t Bite the Puppy)Mommy’s Little Happy PillWeekend DaddyWhen Mommy and Daddy WrestleBonus track: I Drink From A Sippy Cup
I am the oldest in a family of four brothers. As happens, I had the responsiblity to keep my younger siblings from getting into trouble but I did not, of course, have the authority to use force. So, I learned to use humor.
It worked OK but it was years after I went out into the adult world before I discovered the world of adult humor. Fart jokes can only get you so far in the comedy world. :)
Schplopple is the sound a sweaty person schlepping packages from the mall through the parking lot makes when he sits down in the car after loading it up.
seanfear over 1 year ago
…. choose one which comes with a bad odor …. kids laugh at bad odor, Adam.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
write what you know Adam!
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Depends on whether you feel flarmpchy or you just schploppled recently.
Chrisdiaz801 over 1 year ago
Adam should bring Nick in on these sessions!
davidob over 1 year ago
In the Nick of time he’ll have sound ideas.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Can you use them in a sentence?
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] over 1 year ago
The day Don Martin discovered his niche. [after he started drawing]
well-i-never over 1 year ago
She’s going to steal them both for her Turnip series.
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reminds me of Charlie Sheen’s musician character in ‘2-1/2 Men’ finally hitting it big after he started writing songs for kids.
Just-me over 1 year ago
More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 1 year ago
Schlopple
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
The making of a great author………NOT!
ladykat over 1 year ago
Splurch.
Prey over 1 year ago
Reminds me of the songs by Charlie Waffles.
Wet Sheets in the MorningFrom Diaper to WiperThe Booger BoogieWho Cut the Cheese?Kiss My OwieRush to FlushDon’t Shake the BabyFeed It to the DogBye Bye BoobiesGrandma May Smell FunnyWho Barfed in the Fish Bowl?Potty TimeI Like CornThe Peepee SongThe Cat Can’t Swim (Don’t Bite the Puppy)Mommy’s Little Happy PillWeekend DaddyWhen Mommy and Daddy WrestleBonus track: I Drink From A Sippy CupTwelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
Thoze are extremely different sounds. I don’t think I could say without more context.
stamps over 1 year ago
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/mad-poster-23-1977-don-martin-sound-269544212
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
I am the oldest in a family of four brothers. As happens, I had the responsiblity to keep my younger siblings from getting into trouble but I did not, of course, have the authority to use force. So, I learned to use humor.
It worked OK but it was years after I went out into the adult world before I discovered the world of adult humor. Fart jokes can only get you so far in the comedy world. :)
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Schplopple is the sound a sweaty person schlepping packages from the mall through the parking lot makes when he sits down in the car after loading it up.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Flarmpch is the sound made when the above mentioned person sits on a bag of crunchy chips left on that car seat.
T... over 1 year ago
Better late than never, Col. Sanders found his niche late in life, hilarious chicken roast…
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The first one if you step in it. The second one if it falls on you.
mafastore over 1 year ago
Flarmpch is funny. The other sounds like a sounds like something my grandmothers and mom would cook – and I would refuse to eat due to the name.