Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 27, 2023

So, slip them off, turn them around and put them back on, idiot.

Hmmm. Powerful pants.

Double jointed Ralph?

All hail the flag of sweatpants!

Looks like more than the pants are backwards.

Obvioualy his elbow is on backwards as well.

This explains a lot about Norman.

They have a flag for everything!

It almost looks like his head is on backwards, but then again, I haven’t finished my 1st cup of coffee yet.

It reminds me of a captain I served under in the medical corps.

He lost both legs at the knees in Vietnam, and rather than take a medical discharge, accepted a desk job.

He had a wild sense of humor, and when the reservists (particularly nurses) who hadn’t works with him had night shift in the ER and he was the duty officer of the night, he would go into the ward room, put his uniform on backward AND put the feet on his prosthetics on backwards as well, then go up to the admitting desk and complain his neck hurt.

The backward clothing is an OLD gag so the usual nurse would just give an “I get the joke” smile and play along, “Go sit down and I’ll get the doctor” etc. THEN when he walked away she would see his feet pointed behind him.

Always got a reaction

I’ll bet he’ll walk backwards too.