Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 30, 2023

You’ve now been told to find a new doctor, Dave.

I told my doctor I want a second opinion!

He said… okay, you’re ugly, too

— Rodney

“We’ll take a few pounds off your wallet with my Bill.”

The Doc nose he’ll get paid anyways, even though Dave doesn’t look like he needs to lose weight.

They have got to find “something” wrong so he can bill the Ins. Co.

Dr. Noseworthy..Mayo Clinic.

It seems to me that Dave can already lower himself from a window unrolling some toilet paper, but if you say so, doc…

Careful Dave, or he may schedule you for a colonoscopy …!

I went to the doctor’s office today!

Thank you, Dave.

If I just stand and it causes me to lose a few pounds, that would be great!