Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2023

Acropalypse!

I have to save this because the animals are so cute.

Oy! Armageddon!

I’ve seen fire…..I’ve also seen rain.

“I don’t wanna miss a thing” (Song by Aerosmith from the movie “Armageddon”).

“Calm down Farmer Geddon, It’s just an egg. It’s just (a) beginning.”

I grew up on a farm—this is every farmer I ever knew! One year, the weather was perfect, the machinery did not break down, and the corn prices were the highest in history. And my dad worried about next year because, as he said, “It was ok, but it took a lot out of the ground.”

Is that chicken little under the bull? Looks worried.

But have you seen the hen lately?

Not a clue.

Cattleclysm.

Yeah Geddon on outa here…