Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 31, 2023

You forgot your umbilical cord, baby. Go back and get it!

is that Woody Allen’s baby picture?

he should be worried about the fact he only has eight toes

I suspect more than a few of us were thinking “what am I supposed to do now?”

From mom’s vantage point, better that than birth of a warrior.

Should I stay or should I go now?

Just dreamed I was going around everywhere with no clothes on.

this kid is gonna fit in just fine in this crazy world we call home. :J

I hope he tidied it up for the next one.

My life……

Must be a female—-paranoid

Oh great! Now I have to eat my own food and cry like crazy to get a dry diaper.

Life was a lot better when I had womb service.

And another KAREN is born.

“Locked up before I left”? How’s that work??

“Did I set the alarm clock?” (repeat three times.)

Instead of the maternity ward, he’s placed in the Worry Ward.

I thought it said ‘warrior’ first, and didn’t get the thought bubble!

I can never remember if I locked the car… until I’m 3 bocks away… and have to go back to check…

Your mother can tell you if you left the water running…

Aww, a little girl…

Don’t forget to breathe, kid. Welcome to this planet. Enjoy your stay.

Better grab that placenta. You might need it some time.

Where’s my Binky?

Petey!!!!

Soon all babies will be delivered wirelessly at home. Too bad they can’t do that for a colonoscopy…

Generalized Anxiety Disorder.