F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 28, 2023

And what exactly is your job title??

Nonsense, it will be a boon for business. Longer legs = immediate need for alterations of every pair of pants you own.

What’s that thing he’s holding?

There’s a joke about the guy who became too farsighted to read, so he got laser arm surgery to make his arms longer. :)

Anna considers herself an old sew-and-sew.

Little known fact: men’s pant legs have additional material on the inside of the hem. To make the legs longer!