Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 05, 2023

Custer does too

“Please Mr. Custer. I don’t wanna go.”

So, don’t think about the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Okay…

Is there a pun here? If not, what is the point?

And yes, of course I know who Custer was, and what happened at Little Big Horn.

If I had a bow and arrow, I’d shoot this guy to put him out of our misery.

Is Custer wearing one of Charlie Brown’s shirts?

If Custer had used a smaller horn, the Indians wouldn’t have been so annoyed…

Fact: Custer wore Arrow shirts.

Sounds like a General headache.

Pills are not working? Sioux the manufacturer.

Thinking about the Great Plains gives him the great pains.

I got it when I sat on the Big Horn.

maybe the headaches come from the asp he’s got in that jar…