Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 30, 2023

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    jpsomebody  over 1 year ago

    With a name too disgusting to say on TV, it has to be good.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Schmuck.

    Just wanted to see if GoComics permits it.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Can someone ’splain, please? I get the jam joke, but not the persona. The fact that I have no idea who the human basketball player is might have something to do with it…..

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    No Lola Bunny in this?

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    GreenT267  over 1 year ago

    Smucker’s is an American food company founded in 1897 as a maker of apple butter by Jerome Monroe Smucker. He was born on 5 December 1858, in Orrville, Ohio, and much of his life was spent as a farmer there. In 1897, he built a cider mill and began making apple butter — supposedly from local Orrville apple trees supposedly planted by Johnny Appleseed. He sold it from the back of a horse-drawn wagon. He expanded to include jams, jellies and preserves and in 1921 J. M. Smucker was incorporated.

    J.M. Smucker currently has three major business sections: consumer foods, pet foods, and coffee. Its name-brand, Smucker’s, produces fruit preserves, peanut butter, syrups, frozen crustless sandwiches, and ice cream toppings.

    They also own other food and coffee brands: Knott’s Berry Farm, Jif, Laura Scudder’s, Santa Cruz Organic, Folgers, Café Bustelo, Dunkin’, Bick’s Pickle, Carnation, Crosse & Blackwell, Five Roses, and Robin Hood. Pet food brands include 9Lives, Gravy Train, Kibbles ’n Bits, Meow Mix, Milk-Bone, and Rachael Ray Nutrish among others.

    The company, which has done a lot of buying and selling over the last century, still appears to be headquartered in Orrville, Ohio and run by a member of the Smucker family. Somewhat a rarity in American business, today.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    when i was 12, i made my parents take me too see Jack Benny live and he had his entire tv show cast with him, including Mel Blanc…i saw Bugs Bunny, Tweety and Sylvester live

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    It must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t wiggle like that.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Strawberry Jam, jamming wit da Space Jam…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    This is not what Michael Jordan was ex-pectin.

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    thewsdelre  9 months ago

    I worked fr them for 4 years way back when.

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