Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 03, 2023

  1. Jsorb
    ʲᔆ  almost 2 years ago

    he’s about ready to crack!

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Eh not as much as omelette for breakfast triggers him.

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    Ubintold  almost 2 years ago

    Gonna need some king’s horses and men.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Deja Vu?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Just wait until their first Easter!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Does this mean he’s fallen before? If so, did he break anything? And did he get put back together right? Is he related to Humpty?

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    JamieLee Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The nursery rhyme does not say Humpty was an egg.

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Eggactly.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    She’s a wreck…and once he cracked up…..they’re so scrambled on what to do…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    She will soon end the relationship, and he will become Humpty-Dumpedy.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    “Look, he keeps trying to get me to sit on him. Of course, I put up walls. Also, it’s so I don’t have look at his tie or cravat or whatever-it-is that he never washes.”

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    ….as long as he doesn’t sit on them he should be fine.

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    I suggest a book of omelet recipes.

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  14. Jsorb
    ʲᔆ  almost 2 years ago

    easter’s coming and he’s a basket case

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    Sue Ellen  almost 2 years ago

    Even though the rhyme had been around for a long time, Lewis Carroll in his novel Through the Looking-Glass (better known as Alice in Wonderland ) first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg.

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  16. Jsorb
    ʲᔆ  almost 2 years ago

    this seems an odd product with an unfortunate name…

    https://i.ibb.co/gT5sKnT/Humpy-Dumpy.jpg

    got the munchies?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. It was a Freudian slip.

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