Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 06, 2023

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    He spent the night putting dabs of mustard on your shirts.

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Gary, you’re starting to worry me!!!

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    Whatever it was Leo, I wonder if it involved the fifty-foot woman? ;)

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Leo: plotting ways to off you.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Leo was at the Henchman bar…picking up chicks…

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 2 years ago

    Leo crushed his enemies and drove them before him, listening to the lamentations of their women. So same-old same-old.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Can’t be much. Town’s still standing.

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    dcmotrl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I must have been with Gary. I used to be with Leo but time and arthritis must will out.

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Not a real big social life….

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Oy, times like these I actually feel sorry for Leopold.

    Gary doesn’t cut the mustard so he is accursed to scrub it out. Leopold makes stains, not clean them up

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Book Club. :)

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Only in the burbs…

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 2 years ago

    Kudo’s for actually taking care of it right away, Gary. I used to see a guy at hockey games with a slowly expanding but always freshened mustard stain on his sweater, just above the logo. Maybe he washed it between seasons.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Probably you don’t really want to know, Gary.

    Leopold has likely been out ’feeding"….

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