Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 15, 2023

HUMAN Resources??

Does not compute.

AI, that’s the rub.

Sweetie, you should know that whether or not you hire me now you will be working for me very soon.

I wrote a program that wrote a program. Does that count as AI?

Here’s an interesting question: was the Tin Man in “The Wizard of Oz” an AI robot?

I’ll be wanting an office near the batteries, oil cans and tool boxes…

Can the company chip in for that?

I always hated the term “human resources”, which suggested I be treated like coal and rivers. “Personnel” seemed more “personal”.

Personnel has become impersonal

He was fired from his last job for exposing his Hardware in the workplace.

That will work for me…