Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2023

Rip knows he’s gone over plenty of cliffs without a problem. No reason RJ can’t.

Oak Tree, you need to read Heart of Darkness. You’re sounding like Colonel Kurtz. Also, is this going to lead to the unintentional showdown Skull wanted between Rip and Tank Tucker?

Rip should have taken Oak Tree with him. Made him go over the cliff and look for R.J.

Rip should remove Oak Tree’s tiny brain and replace it with a candle. He’d be more useful as a flashlight.

The search is Ka-On!!!

Oak Tree is about to get cut.

How on earth did he get the name “Oak Tree”?

RJ scrawny? At least Rip is back

RJ hasn’t been scrawny in some time. No wonder no one likes Oak Tree…

Oak Tree had better watch his lips, for flapping them could lead to a black eye at best, and an ambulance (i.e., screaming white bus) ride to ER at worst.

KA-PEARLY GATES!

Not only is Oak Tree an idiot, he also doesn’t know sarcasm when he hears it.

Oak Tree is lucky Rip decided to leave when he did. To think Mr. Acorn-for-a-Brain insulted RJ in the worst way possible… Calling him a “gross pancake”. The nerve!