The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 11, 2023

Lose 35 lbs and get back with me.

Who asked you to weigh in?

We are what we eat!!

Now we know why her cart is empty. There’s nothing to eat here.

When Bernie Sanders goes grocery shopping, he always rages at the 1% Milk in the dairy case.

Non-fat food is a scam. We need fat in our diets for our brain cells to thrive.

“Eww ! Look at what they eat !

Why is the shamee slimmer looking than the shamer?

People need to spend more time minding their own business.

“Sorry, I missed the part where I asked you.”

“Now, where do they keep the fatback?”

Let’s wait and see what she gets.

There’s something wrong with everything and anything these days, just read the news.

How would you like a big steaming cup of shut the h3** up?

Guilt trip to the grocery store.

Karen?

Looks like Mrs Green Dress should take heed of her own ragings.

This is why she is walking around with an empty cart.

Just wait another week and there’ll be a new list of things that are bad for you (including many of the things that were good for you this week).

And did you know it’s a scientific fact that there is a correlation between the less fat, sugar, or salt in an item the worse it will taste?

That lady would freak at me!

Well Miss Green is a fat lover, from the looks of her.

Such a No-It-All…

There are people like this lady.

The Karen diet.

fat lot she knows…

“HEALTHIER THAN THOU”