Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 14, 2023

Morgan Freeman has a great voice but he’ll have to talk faster than usual for that pitch clock.

The slider will come Ray.

If you ask me, I would go with a Mel Brooks voice.

So the catchers aren’t calling the pitches anymore? And I would use Shakira’s voice. Instant adrenaline.

I prefer Samuel L. Jackson. Throw the sinker, mother#@$$&$#

Soon machines will p lay the g ame and flesh-and-blood players will become obsolete.

Goodbye Dan Snyder…football just got Quyeder.

Now they can put seats in back of centerfield!

How long before the Astros hack it?

Nah, the signal will come from dugout and go to the battery — unless it comes from the owners box.

Mental burden eliminated from the battery.

Similar signals will position the other players.

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Will football follow suit?

Isn’t Morgan Freeman the voice of God?