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I’m conducting “scientific research” on the adage Money can’t buy happiness.  Since so far no one will fund my research I’d say yes it can buy happiness because I don’t have any money and I’m NOT happy!  ;D
They’re conducting a controlled experiment on the efficacy of wishing for funding. Both groups have submitted grant proposals. The test group also made a birthday wish for funding, and this is the control group that didn’t make a wish. Scientific method in action!
Erse IS better almost 2 years ago
Wish smish. Funding doesn’t come from WISHING, it comes from GRANT PROPOSALS!
dflak almost 2 years ago
Remember, our findings have to back up the people who fund us.
Which is why I am skeptical of the research provided by pharmaceutical companies and Big Oil and other special interest groups.
tiomax almost 2 years ago
I’m conducting “scientific research” on the adage Money can’t buy happiness.  Since so far no one will fund my research I’d say yes it can buy happiness because I don’t have any money and I’m NOT happy!  ;D
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
While they’re eating cake, they really want a piece of the pie.
landon Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Q: “Why is academia so cut-throat?”
A: “Because the stakes are so low.”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
They’re conducting a controlled experiment on the efficacy of wishing for funding. Both groups have submitted grant proposals. The test group also made a birthday wish for funding, and this is the control group that didn’t make a wish. Scientific method in action!
T... almost 2 years ago
He’s wondering how long the candles will burn so the others get bored and I get the cake all to myself…
tinstar almost 2 years ago
He already knows that requesting funding is no piece of cake.