Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 10, 2023

Come on Martinez, shake Gil’s hand. Time to make peace.

Good game yes. Overall story arc rating: four out of ten.

P1 Fistpump Man is going berserk with the win, all the hands and even bigger hands. Meanwhile the ants quickly file out in an orderly fashion hoping to avoid the CLAP.

P2 Mel thought bubble: “Make it fast though ToBe. It’s Dyngus Day, don’t make me miss it.”

P3 Gil asks BHHL, as he gives Lukey the Three Stooges high wave in front of his face rather than shaking his hand. Gil thought bubble: “Failure! Accept it biotch!”

Dang, a missed opportunity for Milford kids to learn how to lose with grace.

P4- Lukey: All right Old Man. You may have won this season. Best 2 outta 3 with baseball season as the clincher.

P2: Of course sweetie, I love Rod. If ya want body and ya think I’m sexy, la da da

Is he asking him or telling him.

Not another whole week of this crap. I thought we’d be starting off with some baseball story this week. Or, since it’s Henry, maybe girls cross-country.

P 1: The crowd got bored with the game and had Mop turn on the Masters golf tournament…the clapping is for Jon Rahm

Sucker punch.

P1 was a giant hand feast for the artist

P1- “Does anyone here have an STD?”

P2- “Of course, sweetie. Rod and Cami should be done by now.”

P3- “Like my purple tie? If not,just wait till tomorrow.”

Gil is asking Hairy if he coached a good game.

P4: Gil pulls away his hand ala Bill Murray at the end of Stripes with Sgt. Hulka.

P1: Looks like 3 players got the results from the dr.

And speaking of “seeing Rod”, BHHL is about to get a close encounter with a “rod” in today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp!

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