The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 21, 2023

Physics hates me. Great line.

Well, he could always make his own dehydrated water: https://www.instructables.com/Make-Your-Own-Dehydrated-Water/

If that’s too much trouble just buy it from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Bernard-Industries-Dehydrated-Essential-Survival/dp/B08B6DFZS9

There is a difference between a great idea and a fantasy.

“BOOM!” is right…

Simplistically, if you push hard enough, everything compresses. Even water. The questions are, how hard, and how much? In the case of water, the answers are, respectively “a lot” and “not much”. It apparently takes about 100,000 PSI to compress water by 15%.

You’re probably going to want to point that bottle away from your face before you open it.

Reality ruins everything

Um… even if you could compress water, the “doesn’t run out of water” claim is bogus Toby. After 8 or 9 gallons, it would run out of water and need to be refilled. Doesn’t sound never-ending to me.

“This is our new Hydration Pill! Just add water!” ☺

Rumor has it that in a black hole.. you could fit 800-900 gallons of water in a very small eye dropper.

Keep thinking Toby, you’re a visionary. But that much water under that much pressure would be dangerously unsafe

Well IHOP has bottomless coffee carafes, why not.

At 8-9 gallons, that sucker would weigh between 67 and 75 lbs. not including the container. Nope.

You still have the qualifications to start a hi-tech biomedical company