Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 06, 2023

Well, doesn’t seem too bad!!!

I’ll stay I’m my AZ dry heat, thanks

Pretty hard to distinguish between Florida and the lower depths. I think they have the same leader.

Is that the Governor???

Except for that idiot poking us with that pitch fork…

I can attest the problem in Florida is not the intensity of the heat, it is the persistence of the heat.

This is why i didn’t stay in Port St. Lucie when I retired last year.

Florida will probably be like that by the end of the century. If it isn’t underwater.

With that hair-do and his shirt, no wonder you got sent to fashion hell…

Fewer cow-patty conversations though.

What a great drawing of Ron DeSatanist!

This is your next vacation in Florida with de sanitize in charge…

If she’s there, she definitely was darned.

We’re here to please our clients…..

The weather looks like the American Southwest in summer, the company looks like florida in any season

I think she could’ve said, “I’ll be dam*ed.” (The AI censor won’t let the word through.) First, who’s going to judge her for it? Second, her husband can reply, “Sorry, dear, you already were.” Last laugh they’ll have for a long time.

“But it’s a dry heat”…

Florida, but just a little less humid, wouldn’t that just be Texas?

“Well, I’ll be darned!” Lady,Beehive-hair, you’ve got that last word wrong. You’ve been d*mned and are in the fires of hell (a bit hotter than Florida, I think). Enjoy your stay, endlessly….

You’ll find the people in hell are nicer.