Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 18, 2023

If it can wash a dog. Then it should be able to handle a cat.

If only the cat could spell he might have gotten away with it.

Over the air update.

♪ Washin’ the dog, washin’ the dog ♪

—Beavis & Butthead

With a tip of the hat to Gary Larson and Revenge!!

Look closer! There is also one for ‘Katt.’

We didn’t exactly put the cat in the dryer. My wife finished a load and kicked the door closed with the back of her foot. She didn’t realize that the cat had jumped in while she wasn’t watching.

Later that night we played hide and seek trying to locate where the meowing was coming from. There was no immediate complaint from the cat. She found a warm spot and apparently thought, “nap time.”

Almost, but not quite, Larsonesque.

The cat is evil. Take away the marker quickly.

Bad kitty!

Had to think about that one for a minute. Hadn’t had my coffee yet.

The dog can just tweak the permanent press setting to “purrmanent purress” to dry the cat.

HOW TO WASH THE CAT

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have bothlids up.

3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.The cat will self-agitate to make ample suds. (You may need to stand onthe lid so that he cannot escape.) Never mind the noises that come fromyour toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as hispaws will be reaching out for anything they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “Power Wash” andRinse", which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are nopeople between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside wherehe will dry himself.

Sincerely,

THE DOG

That’s great!

But the dogg may get the same idea about the kat.

Very funny, cat’s revenge…

The cat is hoping that isn’t what happens

Revenge for The Far Side’s infamous “cat fud” comic!