Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 21, 2023

Hard to be stealthy with that bell hanging around your neck.

You may not see it … but you will hear it coming … and going … and …

Please ring the bell for ninja service.

I didn’t see what happed, but man, was it loud.

For unexplainable ringing sensations…

If I shake my head, I have a jingle bell in my left ear.

Ninja sloth is better.

Much less cowbell, please.

You don’t want them to hear you coming….ding-a-ling!

Uh-oh! Whamond is startin’ a Ninja smackdown with Parisi!!

Ninja cow would be mid-sentence and Ninja Sloth would already have his bell!

The cow’s attempt at being a ninja rings of stupidity.

Moovin’ Moovin’ Moovin’, keep dem cowbells Moovin’ …!

( Raw – Hiiiiide)

Sure, hang a sword around her neck and see how that works out.

What udder reason could it be?…

I recall a movie called Kung Pow! that had a karate master cow.