Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 28, 2023

Yeah Ralph very corny.

This is sort of cob-bled together…..

There’s a kernel of truth to that diagnosis.

I assume the doctor has a very husky voice. If the patient asks him about available treatments, he may recommend a short swim in some boiling water, followed by an anointing with oils.

Amaizing

Hmmm, I’m positive we’re gonna need more butter!

I think alcohol is the answer.

Goes against my grain.

“We’re going to have to put you in boiling water for a few minutes, then butter you up, and you’ll be good to go.”

“Shuckin’ the Corn”..great piece on the banjo.

How corny can you get?

Well shiver me hull!

Somebody is about to pop.

Usually not a fan of puns, but this toon is hilarious.

“That’s what happened to my Pop Corn before he popped off.”

Always embarrassing that, grains should always be covered, if not with husks then butter

That must be the Ear, Nose, and Throat Specialist.

I submit that “corn as high as an elephant’s eye” is not very tall at all …!

Don’t worry, it’s all just a bad cream.