A true story. When I was doing volunteer driving about a decade ago, I picked up a rider at a cancer clinic, she hadn’t any more then got out the door when she lite a cigarette. Don’t believe she’s still with us.
I read in Dear Abby (or maybe it was ask Ann Landers?), who was anti-smoking. A reader complained that she probably wouldn’t give a dying man a cigarette. Her answer was “No, I would, he’s already done all the damage he can.” May have lost a bit in the telling.
I had an after school job of filling cigarette machines. (.75 – $1.00 per pack) I drove around with 2 cases of cigs. I decided it would not be wise to start smoking.
BigDaveGlass almost 2 years ago
You just can’t help some people…
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Maybe Frank can soak them in menthol before reinstalling them.
SquidGamerGal almost 2 years ago
Eh? I thought Oscar ate his lungs.
Dkram almost 2 years ago
A true story. When I was doing volunteer driving about a decade ago, I picked up a rider at a cancer clinic, she hadn’t any more then got out the door when she lite a cigarette. Don’t believe she’s still with us.
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orbenjawell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
….he can’t smoke it while his lungs are out at the cleaners…….just wants to coddle it like a security blanket….
gantech almost 2 years ago
A bit unclear of the concept, are we, Dean?
gldoutt Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I read in Dear Abby (or maybe it was ask Ann Landers?), who was anti-smoking. A reader complained that she probably wouldn’t give a dying man a cigarette. Her answer was “No, I would, he’s already done all the damage he can.” May have lost a bit in the telling.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Only if you eat it.
Cheech and Chong were an acquired taste but their anti-cigarette “ad” was dead on.
“Since I lost one lung, I’ve cut my smoking in half.”
Doctor Go almost 2 years ago
Is this the storyline where Oscar runs off with Dean’s lungs? Seen that story twice before.
Doctor Go almost 2 years ago
And on a side note Frank, How am I able to breathe (and be alive) without lungs and air?
Scoutmaster77 almost 2 years ago
Ha! I quit cold-turkey over twenty years ago. :-)
tbm3572 almost 2 years ago
I had an after school job of filling cigarette machines. (.75 – $1.00 per pack) I drove around with 2 cases of cigs. I decided it would not be wise to start smoking.