Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for April 10, 2023

Just found out chocolate is a fruit

The trick to surviving is to hide inside them.

They don’t have eyes or ears, but they can use their hollow bodies as resonating chambers to detect sound, “feeling” your location when you make any noise.

Double Tap.

What! No dark chocolate?

Read a book called “The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocolypse.” Robert Rankin wrote it.

Now they’ll have to eat their way out!

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…oh no…?

Um, BUNNY???!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3! :)

What a way to go. Death by chocolate!