Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2023

Anyone notice how Dutch looks like a younger Frank Miller Bruce Wayne? Now, can Dr. Pain be far behind?

Honey’s not thrilled about those indestructible shorts.

ka-ihop

It’ll happen when he can stop exploding for a while.

If Rip were present, they’d already be eating flapjacks.

Pancakes…..a Haywire tradition!!!

I’m beginning to wonder if “pancakes” has more than one meaning…

Dutch knew his “grandson” was the product of his ex-wife’s experiment, and, didn’t bother to tell anyone? And, indestructible underwear? How about some indestructible outer wear. Is there a web site were Bruce Banner can order some?

Yellow pants, good choice. Easy for drivers to see as RJ…err, Tank…moseys on down the shoulder of the highway to his next thrilling episode. I mean, the next random person in desperate need of his “very particular set of skills.”

So, these are the new Rip & Cobra

In (not quite) the immortal words of the Duke, A day without pancakes is like a day without sunshine.

KA-CLASSIFIED!

They’ll probably get around to those pancakes sooner or later.

I keep clinging to my increasingly tenuous hope that this all turns out to be a Brainzo misadventure. Then we can get back to real people having real adventures with lots of snappy repartee.