The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 29, 2023

Is that why he crossed the Delaware?. To get the onion wet?

With such powerful and obvious motives to union affecting all parts of our country, while experience SHALLOT have demonstrated its impracticability,there will always be reason to distrust the patriotism of those who in any quarter may endeavor to weaken its bands.

The following year, he enlisted Ben Franklin to do a beatbox background and George became a rap scallion!

His tailor wanted him to give the State of the Union Suit

Whenever I tell a lie it makes me cry, this ought to cover for it. First instance of plausable denial. often copied, even today.

Complex and multilayered.

And to this day that speech is honored at George Washington University by the naming of the Vidaliadictorian.

The origin of the Onion newsgroup!

It brought tears to the audience’s eyes.

Why an onion speech?

And so the onion did not become the national vegetable.

In onion there is strength!

Physicists are still seeking the great onionification theory.

Must’ve been before Vidalia, GA was incorporated

’Bet he thought this up while crossing of the Delaware with frozen cojones.

Is this from the National Ar-chives?

Washingtonion.

“… state of the onion…” speech, very funny, got a good laugh, and clever too…

Reportedly, Washington did give at least one speech that got men crying.

Cunk On Earth: Nothing less than a history of human civilisation, in which Cunk asks the big questions, such as “What was the Soviet Onion?”