Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 01, 2023

Lucy already rubs Schroeder…the wrong way!

Sexual harrassment!

Fire Lucy and put Woodstock in RF. He can’t be any worse.

A hypothetical question: could Lucy do more, or less, team damage as trainer instead of fielder?

Anything to get her hands on Schroder!

Do you really have to shout that out loud to the whole world?

No thanx, we’re better without you.

The subtly and tact of Lucy, my friends :/

Lucy, leave Schroeder alone.

Hmmm, a back rub you say? Well……..Okay!

Sonic barrage!

She wants to rub the catchers back, sexual harassment!

I think Lucy should be assigned Team Bullhorn because she’s loud as a horn and full of bull! ;-p

I’ve always kidded that between hunching down as a baseball catcher and sitting scrunched up over his piano;Schroeder’s going to be THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME before he reaches high school.

“Its not funny when a boy sexually harrases a girl but it’s funny when a girl does it to a boy” – Charles Shultz probably

Keep your hands to yourself.

Run, Schroeder, run!

sure, Lucy