Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for May 24, 2023

Things only a telemarketer would say for $100

Me I would have said “I don’t know, but it’s beside Arch Stanton”. (The Good, The Bad and the Ugly reference)…….

Lucky guy! Hahahaha…

A visit to Arlington National Cemetery and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is a sobering and humbling experience.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_the_Unknown_Soldier_(Arlington)

Not so much unknown as ignored. Snord is ignored.

“Let me wait until DNA identification comes around and I’ll get back to you.”

Be interesting to see the technique that would be taught to the banging of a stick on a rock, a tree, or an animal hide stretched over a hollow stump.

Fat chance…

“And our ’Processing Fee” is only 49.95 Clams!"

“Where am I going to find .95 of a Clam?”

That same place where you find the 1/100th of a penny when buying gas. Maybe?

The original ‘phone tree’!!!

But which came first—this 1965 cartoon, or this:

https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Cranston_Snord

Who knew Arthur Murray had been around for such a long time?

OMG! As a kid at summer camp in the 1970s, one of the counselors liked to use the name “Cranston V. Snord III” as a funny, fictitious name. Now I know where he got it from!

Way back when in a place far away, these calls actually happened…