Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 27, 2023

You don’t have to be so precise. You’re splitting hares.

Coitus interruptus

That should multiply the accuracy

Try a seven day rolling average?

Unhelpful tip: Just count the ears and divide by two.

“Cassidy, I want you to notify all the predators.”

Let’s also just stand in one place so that the hawks can pick us off.

A few years ago Mrs purchased two of the gold foil wrapped bunnies for Easter. I told her “Don’t put them together, they multiply like crazy!” Well, she laughed and put them together! I went out and bought several bags of the same gold foil wrapped “baby bunnies” and every morning added a few to the pair. She finally commented when I had added over 30 babies. When she did I said, “I told you they multiplied like crazy!”

You two in the back cut it out!!

For Heaven’s sake, stop going in the rabbit hole.

No promises

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Something about this Bugs me.

You know that this one went straight to fb.

BUNNIES!