Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for July 21, 2023

Not a theory I plan to put to the test.

knowing my luck with the ladies, probably I’d get strangled with those

She seems to like a big strapping guy

I knew I was doing something wrong…..

This is worse than Beatlemania.

That only works if you look like the Spartan men from ‘300’, though they wore boots. I had to double check, because their footwear wasn’t among the things I had noticed }⁠:⁠‑⁠)

“Why don’t you come over to my new place? It’s of Spanish design.”

“Oh, what’s it called?”

“Casa Nova…”

“beads and Roman Sandals won’t be seen…”Okie From Muskogee. Merle Haggard.

LOL! At least he didn’t have to,resort to clubbing her! And dragging her off to his cave!

Leg straps went out of style on January 29th 1966.

Only a (delusional) guy would think that a woman would swoon over something he wore.

Whatever you do, don’t invent socks to wear under them!

Personally, I can’t resist them.

That’s all swell and good, with the girls and all.

Until they draft you as a gladiator!

You Greeks, I swear…

Me thinks the lady doth swooneth too much!

An early Malvolio.

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!