Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 13, 2023

That’s as bad as “Now what did I come in here for?”

Considering how painful it is with my knees to go up or down stairs (mostly up) I better remember why I went up or down them.

I have a calendar filled with cartoons about old age. This joke featured in last month’s cartoon but it was a male character thinking the same thought.

I’ve gotten to the age where I forget why I click on this comic.

We’re at the age when we start wondering about the hereafter. We walk into a room, stop and wonder what we came here after.

That sounds like me.

What’s worse is if you can’t remember why you’re in a certain room and that room is the bathroom.

Aunty, “You’re not lost, You’re just taking a detour through the land of confusion.”

When you’re suffering from dementia – you think you’re normal.

Got that right

I struggle but not to that degree….. yet..

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in a pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells out, “Was I going up the stairs or down?” The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then replies,“I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

“I have I” ???

How did I get here?

Anytime I walk through a doorway and forget why I needed to go to that room, I call it the DOOR OF FORGETFULNESS!

remind me, who are you again…?

Check your pulse. If it’s elevated, you just came down.