Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 15, 2023

let’s see that get into Urban Dictionary

And i’m proud of it.

He seems pleased about this. Has he been hitting Aunty’s booze?

Well I know what MILF means so I guess the male counterpart is DILF at least he thinks so. But I like the other definition better.

I was curious if DILF existed and checked and that is not the definition! GoComic censors would go nuts if I typed the real internet definition.

I’ve been a Royal PITA since I came screaming into this world.

Aunty lost 50 lbs since yesterday?

I’m just slightly irritating…

Phew! I thought this was going somewhere else.

You seem very proud of that.

That’s not how that acronym works…..

Who would admit that? No self worth. And we wonder why people are doing these shootings. Correlation: COVID shots and shooters??

That would make Aunty a Milf……… a Monumentally Irritating Lazy Fat-@aa.

Okay, soooo, lets go with that and we can all be happy. I guess that makes MILF Mildely Irritating Lazy Fat-az, eh?

It’s approaching epidemic proportions.

So the two of you do have something in common.

Auntie’s looking kinda gilfy today.

We called an old Navy instructor Buff. Big ugly fat f****** *