Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 25, 2023

A Wallet family “Linc” has been established.

Thank goodness the kids showed up to spark the incident that led to Waldo Wallet shaking Abe Lincoln’s hand – which made true the story Walt has been telling for the last 100 and some years – a story about a handshake which apparently didn’t exist until just now.. or then… or…

Hey Doc Brown, can you explain that divergent timeline bit again for me??

Now do we get to jump forward to see Waldo shake Walt’s father’s hand??

Or when Waldo goes back to thank the children, does he shake Ida Noe’s hand, and when they get home Ida shakes Walt’s hand to FINALLY make the story true???

“The weather changed without warning…”??

This is supposed to be in Pennsylvania, not S. Florida!!

before his assassination there was no fence around the White House during his presidency, and anyone could literally walk up to the door and knock, and the cool thing was, if Lincoln were home, he’d answer the door himself

Wow! This anecdote about the speech almost flying away in the wind just magically appeared in my history book LOL

A rather handsome Lincoln here. Someone once accused him of being two-faced,and he responded, “If I had another face, would I be wearing this one?”

It looks like they have upset the time continuum as Abe now has a 21st Century style haircut. It also looks like he’s had a little work by a dermatologist to remove that nasty looking mole.