Monty by Jim Meddick for May 03, 2023

Then now is the perfect time to STOP the spin cycle. With my washer that happens just by opening the lid.

Shouldn’t E.B. using the dishwasher instead?

E.B. ignored the directions, “Hand Wash Only”.

always go with the Gentle spin.

“Employees must wash hands”

I waited for an employee to show up to wash my hands. After 10 minutes and still no one showing up I washed them myself.

I hope that’s a Speed Queen.

POW? he should use ‘’Woolite for Automatons’’ , cleans seals and circuits gently.

I wonder if the left hand knows what the right hand is doing?

Those laundry detergents are too strong for hands.

I just realized – E.B. name is close to E.T. LOL

Once the hands are clean, E.B.‘ll be puttin’ ’em on the wrists!!

Can’t open machines now adays when they are running so no kids can crawl inside, although I never even thought about that when I was a kid.

One wonders how the little fellow got them IN the washer after pulling off his first hand…

It’s nice to have detachable parts if they need washing!

We won’t wonder how E.B. managed to get the washing machine going without the use of his hands….