Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 29, 2023

As the kid is bent, so grows the grownup.

Just stick with your math classes. That’s how you get a count ability.

Unless you are Count Olaf, then you get a count disability!

I LOVE when life kicks kids in the a$$, that reality thingy

Perception is reality, especially as Danae sees it …

I try to make sure I always have legal access to my money at the bank. Does that count as account-ability?

Marry a bookkeeper if you want account ability…

Kids can typically see through adult BS by just taking things literally and not knowing the “code”.

Maybe she could become a comic strip censor. One who was not offended by wishing people Merry Christmas to people of any faith.

Sorry , but I like the cartoons with the " bar restaurant and the guy with the boat and the cat that sits backwards on his shoulder better that all of this .

Bob’s a little slow at recognizing the differences between Danae and normal children.

When I grow up, I want to be Spock.

Our next Supreme Court Justice is…

Danae is, in some ways, more mature than her uncle (who I still think bears an uncanny resemblance to Richard Nixon).

Doing research in adult accountability, so looking for future loopholes.

Too little to late…

More like “discountability”

Bob’s a lawyer; he should know better than Joe the difference between actual vs idealized accountability.

Don’t introduce Danae to Newt Gingrich . . .