I asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at me; I was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to my table and said: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
I then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S WAY TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. I whispered in her ear: “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”
tudza Premium Member 2 months ago
A better me with a plate of cookies.
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
~ ~ ~ ~ Don’t just get even, Get Better! ~ ~ ~ ~
I asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at me; I was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to my table and said: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
I then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S WAY TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. I whispered in her ear: “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 2 months ago
I hear that in gaming a lot. At least, “git gud” is the same thing, right?
VT8/VF84 2 months ago
“Better not pout, better not cry” Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Olddog1 2 months ago
In order to be a better me I would have to know who me is supposed to be.
Buoy 2 months ago
You better, you better, you bet.