One of my happiest memories: Took my 5-year-old grandgirl to the race track to see the pretty horses. We bet $2 per race for the fun of it. I asked what she would buy if we won a million dollars. She couldn’t think of anything she wanted that she didn’t already have. That, my friends, is contentment.
I remember an ad for, as I recall, the National Lampoon magazine. An anthropomorphized hot dog is standing by his mail box looking at a postcard which says, “you may already be a wiener.”
A few years back, my elderly neighbor misunderstood his Publisher’s Clearing House announcement. He invited the neighbors to be in his yard when they delivered his big check. Sad.
Red …………… better stay in school …… a Million $$$$ isn’t what it use to be …… and by the time you pay taxes you’ll only have about half and don’t forget Rover’s share …………………. :)
seanfear over 1 year ago
hehe ohh yeah …. dreams of childhood (and adulthood)
jmworacle over 1 year ago
Soon Red will get a letter from some Nigerian Prince…
dollarduke over 1 year ago
I hope this turns into a story arc, could be fun
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
Catfeet Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m with you, Red!
robertdkrebs Premium Member over 1 year ago
No balloons @ the door?
ddjg over 1 year ago
The nouveau riche succumbing to temptations . .
mymontana over 1 year ago
YAY !!!
pony21 Premium Member over 1 year ago
One of my happiest memories: Took my 5-year-old grandgirl to the race track to see the pretty horses. We bet $2 per race for the fun of it. I asked what she would buy if we won a million dollars. She couldn’t think of anything she wanted that she didn’t already have. That, my friends, is contentment.
g04922 over 1 year ago
LOL… Key words ‘May have’…
allangary over 1 year ago
I remember an ad for, as I recall, the National Lampoon magazine. An anthropomorphized hot dog is standing by his mail box looking at a postcard which says, “you may already be a wiener.”
mrwiskers over 1 year ago
A few years back, my elderly neighbor misunderstood his Publisher’s Clearing House announcement. He invited the neighbors to be in his yard when they delivered his big check. Sad.
assrdood over 1 year ago
I Bet Red will play the lottery when he grows up.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Red thinks he’s in the black.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Broomhilda said, “‘May’ is such an innocent little word until it costs you ten million dollars!”
bwswolf over 1 year ago
Red …………… better stay in school …… a Million $$$$ isn’t what it use to be …… and by the time you pay taxes you’ll only have about half and don’t forget Rover’s share …………………. :)
ron over 1 year ago
“Sure, Honey, as soon as the check clears.”