The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 01, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Zero miles food is a good thing, but I see some problems coming because Brutus have to fight with the pig to eat it.

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    Ahuehuete  over 1 year ago

    You butcher, you cook, you eat!

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Don’t order a ham sandwich, Brutus, it will take too long.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Once he orders it will be Squeals coming from the kitchen. Only fresh ham and pulled pork this week. Next week is cured and smoked ham and bacon.

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    Yakety Sax  over 1 year ago

    If it were any fresher you’d have to slap it…

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    Uncle Kenny  over 1 year ago

    I don’t want to eat anything that was oinking at me a few minutes earlier.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Remember Thorny, if it doesn’t move on your plate, it’s not fresh!!!

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Do you want him to grind the coffee beans or pick the grapes too?

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    The farm to table food is fresh and delicious. The barn to table food takes a bit longer to prepare.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Perhaps a little too fresh for your liking.

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    ddl297  over 1 year ago

    Ever have milk right from the cow? Mmm – warm! (uh, DUH!)

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    “Listen! You can hear the chickens!”

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Your lunch break isn’t long enough to order the pork chops Brutus…

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    Don’t order a hot dog.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    Hopefully the pig isn’t the chef or that food ain’t coming out anytime soon… at all actually. :}

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Born and raised on a farm. Killed and butchered many a hog. Nothing like fresh backbone and sweet potatoes on frosty cold late Nov day.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Visitor at a farm spies a three legged pig and asked the farmer about it.Farmer says that his granddaughter fell in the pond and the pig pulled her out and did CPR and saved her. Then the pig ran into the neighbor’s burning house and rescued the family. And last week the pig ran off a fox that was trying to get into the henhouse.“Wow!” said the visitor. “Which of those cost him his leg?”

    “None of them.” replied the farmer. “A pig like that you don’t eat all at once.”

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Abattoir Cafe.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    i had a pet pig for awhile, they are super smart, used a litter box like a cat, and super affectionate, loved to cuddle (in fact named her Cuddles)…haven’t eaten pork in 30 years

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    That would definitely count as farm to table.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    too fresh

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Making bacon in the back it seems. Sounds like the new cook and restaurant food direction might just be the trick for healthier eating by Brutus…..

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Having a live pig in the kitchen might be a sign of freshness, but soon, this diner is going to lose its license. And the pretty waitress is going lose her job. And Brutus, for his own sake, is going to be bagging it.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    I prefer my restaurants upwind from the farm.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, undismayed, thinks “This waitress has a good sense of humor, using the hog call from the Joke Shop, deserves a good tip, and a chuckle”…

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    That “oink” would be my cue to leave.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Don’t hear no moo so I guess there no steak.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Somewhat unnerving but not as bad as hearing a meow or arf!

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    I prefer my meat slaughtered off premises. That gives the DOA a chance to inspect it before it’s served.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    People don’t really want to see the processes involved.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If I were Brutus, I’d say, “Sounds good to me!” (Then, after waiting for the waitress to get the joke, I’d add, “Serve up the bacon!”)

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