Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 30, 2023

Where’s an early bird when you need one?

I had to look twice. They both have a severed end, so they were, uh, very attached until recently.

Which one is the better half?

The worm has turned!

This implies a worm would normally see at its own fully attached bum and say, “Hi, honey.”

…or am I projecting? -looks over shoulder, “Hi, honey.”-

Must’ve been quite the split

OK, how’re you going to worm your way out of this one?

Wouldn’t worry too much, odds are bird or bicycle will take care of a meeting

Well, at least they can’t make eye contact.

Thanks Leigh, made my day, very funny, I got a big laugh, the lopped off tail is precious…

And now the worm turns.

Only the end with the hearts grows back.