Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 16, 2023

He definitely needs one of those extra-long Dr. Who scarves.

He might even scarf a bonus on this one.

He could sell Kleenex to an elephant!

Refrigerator to an Eskimo!

Sawdust to a lumber mill!

I wonder how expensive the one scarf is.

At that price it’s time to “scarf” them up.

Such a deal! In all colors too!

A giraffe with a scarf around its neck was the mascot for Tonsiline. That stuff tasted awful!

A giraffe wearing a scarf is a bit of a stretch.

Finally. He will will warm up so those oddly shaped Goose Bumps go away.

Eight is enough?

Osgood’s gonna be up to his neck in profits.

How many NINAs could Al Hirschfeld work into the fringes of those scarves, if only he were still alive and drawing?

Giraffes don’t need no stinkin’ scarves …!

(Anchorage Zoo … maybe)

Strange sales quota in that store, only 1(ONE) sale, the 7 are “free”(not sold)…