Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 15, 2023

Cool i’m a night owl.

All of the professors are a little batty.

Most of the classes suck. The classes will never see the light of day.

Probably some fly by night operation.

There is a Transylvania University in Lexington, Kentucky.

Of course they are.

Be a Sucker, 101

I notice the other college is named after Dave W. (Is there anything we should know, Dave?)

I´m sure once you get your teeth into it it will be ok, if you can stop coffin of course.

You need a Reality Check for Whamond College … ;-)

This sounds like a fang-tastic course…bloody well! Sign me up

uh… how is he out in the day time?

Recruiter: All newbies are responsible for providing the snacks during break times.

Make sure you have a safety school, kid. Don’t stake it all on this one.

But you have to pay in blood money.

Whamond College – nice touch – a tribute to a fellow cartoonist.

“and all students are required to be blood donors.”

University of Transylvania: You Can Count On Us.

It’s a good school, but there’s no opportunity for reflection.

Would that be Dave Whamond college. Love to go there!

They don’t have much in the way of extracurricular activities but with all the bats, they do have a pretty good baseball team.

I thought it would only be after graduation, when you have to start paying back those student loans, that you feel like you’re getting the blood sucked out of you.