Monty by Jim Meddick for May 11, 2023

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    oompa  almost 2 years ago

    What about the Swiss Army knife??

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    But the $50 Swiss Army knife is history (see yesterday).

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Replacing the pants costs more than the bagel.

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    AI user  almost 2 years ago

    But what about the army knife?

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    RLG Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Maybe he has a clothes saving card too.

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    Out of the Past  almost 2 years ago

    Success!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Does anyone remember getting in trouble for stealing Mom’s metal hangers to make a wire ladle to retrieve baseballs from the sewer? Just me? Hmmm. Carry on. FYI that was just a card. He could of got it back with gum and a stick.

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    F-Flash  almost 2 years ago

    Later on at the bagel shop, “I’m sorry sir, we only redeem pretty bagel cards, No bagels for your, come back 1 year”!

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    Darth Nefarius  almost 2 years ago

    No clown with a balloon???

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Monty went to grate pains to get that card.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    Those must be some bagels to be worth a pocket knife and a set of clothes, possibly tetanus. Or maybe he’s just a dolt? :)

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Who is this gutter-hugging bum? Get outta here, you filthy bozo! No bagels for you!

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