Monty by Jim Meddick for May 11, 2023

What about the Swiss Army knife??

But the $50 Swiss Army knife is history (see yesterday).

Replacing the pants costs more than the bagel.

But what about the army knife?

Maybe he has a clothes saving card too.

Success!

Does anyone remember getting in trouble for stealing Mom’s metal hangers to make a wire ladle to retrieve baseballs from the sewer? Just me? Hmmm. Carry on. FYI that was just a card. He could of got it back with gum and a stick.

Later on at the bagel shop, “I’m sorry sir, we only redeem pretty bagel cards, No bagels for your, come back 1 year”!

No clown with a balloon???

Monty went to grate pains to get that card.

Those must be some bagels to be worth a pocket knife and a set of clothes, possibly tetanus. Or maybe he’s just a dolt? :)

Who is this gutter-hugging bum? Get outta here, you filthy bozo! No bagels for you!