Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 07, 2023

Never, ever, mess with a McNasty (Mac na staire)

he’s about to give you ten pounds…on your head Andy!

How come the sign in the window is slanted but the words on it are upright??

BTW, there seems to be a real excess of purple today.

Tripple MMM!

Cor blimey Andy time to hide in your favorite canal!

Well you might as well owe him 10 and a Pint

Just tell Mike you left a tenner at the track for him.

Flippin’ Donkey: Andy’s favorite bar!!

Unless they serve ales at the Bookies, I doubt Andy would remain there for an entire match. FREE ELDOs!!!!

I went back and read some of the comments on yesterday’s coronation of King Charles III. I’m really surprised that no-one seems to mention the historical significance of the Crown. Looking back over the last thousand years and seeing what happened to other monarchy’s that were deposed, I say “Well Done England!”. When you have that link to history, don’t destroy it, but recognize what sacrifices were made. I’m tired of seeing how one generation can totally negate history! Shame on those that don’t look back to see how we got here and why! God Save the King…Long Live King Charles the Third!

Obviously McNasty will appreciate Andy’s efforts to increase those 10 pounds with a well-meaning bet.

Ever notice that all the characters in this strip look like they’re members of the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Oi! Andy bet on the favorite for the Kentucky Derby and it was scratched right before the race.

If Mike’s in a bad mood, Andy is debt meat.

Oopsie!

Quickly Andy, borrow a tener from Chalkie or the Vicar.

Trouble is a coming…….

Maybe Andy should’ve used his last 10 for something else.

Your luck may be changing after all, massive Mike might just put you out of your misery.

Massive Mike McNasty makes mincemeat of Mr. Capp.

HIS last tenner?

Here’s one for (mother) the Phantom Zone:

“Moistend bint” and “watery tart” phrases are both in that sketch. I played it before dropping that line. Nyaah Nyaah Nyaah !   Can’t touch THIS ! ;-p

Flippin’ Donkey? Now there’s an expression I’ve never heard before.

From The “Zone”.

! I did’nt expect a type of Spanish Inquisition…

Oy !  Well ya gawt wun ennyway. ;-p LOL !