Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 13, 2023

FINK is attending only for the food: beer, coleslaw, beans, broccoli, bread and cheese, milk, the ID protein shakes.

The summit need some coaching…….

Is it supposed to be a former SUV?

Sounds about right.

All that methane from the horses. Right.

Is there supposed to be some sort of message that the horses seem to grow bigger the closer they get to the warming summit meeting place? (Just like trees grow bigger the sunnier it gets?)

Bad rap for animals…….they are not causing global !@#$%.

Don’t worry folks. His carriage has AC!

Al Gore – another name for Sire.

Don’t worry Greta and the Climate scientist said we will be extinct next month, what are they saying now… crickets!

John Kerry just arrive?

Six horses for one Fink.

Can’t wait until Greta Thunberg jumps out of a cake and makes a fool of herself. Not that she has to jump out of a cake to do that.

We have a new contest at our house. When the climate control swarm gets together, we count the plastic water bottles.

How much methane do they generate? Would 2 horses be enough, are 6 too many?

He just came from the fertilizer conference in Chicago.

How many horses does it take for you to get around, Fink. Sorry, King Fink. I suppose it’s all about prestige that you have to have a giant carbon footprint.

At least the horses are hooked to the wagon!

At least a six horse power engine.

Fink certainly doesn’t heed the need for less

We had one scheduled here in Minnesota last year but it had to be postponed because of severe winter weather.

And I’m sure The Fink left it idling.

Which one is Ex Senator John “Swift Boat” Kerry?

Lot of methane buildup probably from those horses

I’m guessing all the horses are the Medieval Age equivalent of, like, having eight tail pipes.

Wow! The writers of ID making a charged political statement!

Those mountains in the background used to be snow capped.

Yep. All the people who want everyone else to comply, so they can feel good about themselves.

Save the planet " Ban Horse Farts….."

The horses in the “Id” cartoon always make me laugh. I got a good snootful this morning.

Electric horses?

Horse poop in stable or on road same same…

Sorry guys, this one just doesn’t work. you need an insane amount of horses to match the carbon footprint of the private jets, mega yachts or literal fleets of stretch limos and armored SUV’s that normally serve as the punchline