Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 08, 2023

We saw what you did there

I planted 2 sunflowers in a pot, WOW are they water intensive! Anyhow I had to separate them and took a hand saw to them. They didn’t mind and are growing OK

You can’t saw your cake and eat it too.

I’m not sure if I eat that cake if you can hear it being sawed

Once there was this guy who liked a girl named Edith. He also liked chocolate cake, but Edith was allergic to it. The moral of this story is, “You can’t have your cake and Edith too.”

Who does the Spook know that would send him a cake with a saw in it?

I caked, I saw, I capitulated……

The last frame was definitely not what I was expecting.

Been there a while?

That’s definitely a ricochet cake. Yip yip yip yip yip

See saw. See saw saw. Saw, saw, saw.

The saw was blunt, not possible to use? Now the door is open…

Spook seems to be unfamiliar with this cutting-edge technology!

Fruitcake from last Christmas.

That looks to be a back saw used for fine-cutting wood. Now if someone had slipped him a hacksaw he could have tackled the bars on the window.

Poor guy. He’s been imprisoned so long, he’s forgotten what a saw is for. But, it’s nice he’s willing to share his cake with the guard.

He saw, he sliced, but he didn’t escape….LOL

woodn’t you though?

Hey, why would I escape now. I have cake.

Spook is kind of a permanent guest.

That’s got to be a very stale cake.

I wonder who sent him that.

Just like Daddy used to make…

Ooh strawberry shortcake

He came, he sawed, he concurred.

Most definitely…..

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Oh gosh, wrong use of the saw!