Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 10, 2023

“Guarantees” are for delusional thinkers.

Got one. But she’s wearing out. Now where do I go to get repairs? She can say the same about me. {^¿^}

“Return to manufacturers [parents] if not completely satisfied. You pay only shipping cost and re-stocking fee,”

I wouldn’t sign anything….if they don’t trust your love, then they’re not worth it.

I can sell you an extended warranty!

I keep getting e-mails for an extended warranty on my non-existent car!

“Check!”

Kind of the same thing, isn’t it?