Strange Brew by John Deering for May 11, 2023

Ah, that explains the Tunguska event

Was God inspired by David Letterman show?

And if you throw them like a football, you get WHIRLED PEAS!

I was always told there would be sweet peas in heaven.

So THAT’S where all the pea-size hail comes from!!!!!

Yes, try frozen peas before moving on to golf balls.

Great, now god’s peaing on us.

Peas be upon all on earth?

Don’t show Him any Gallagher videos!!!

My wife will be disappointed to learn that there’s peas in heaven.

And if you throw then on out planet, you will get peas on Earth.

Try turkeys. They fall like bricks. Ask Les Nessman.

You can smite more people if the bag splits on the way down.

Watch out for the Jolly Green Giant….HO HO HO!

Thank God He only does this when he’s peased off.

Hence the origin of pea-sized hail.

Smite them, AND put ice on the Boo-Boo!

I think that John and Yoko had this idea first. :)

A frozen pea falling at terminal velocity will probably put a hole in your head.

That Greek god wants to p on us…

Ah, that explains the Jolly Green Giant.

Ho, ho ho.

Splat.