Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 11, 2023

Chained to their job.

I’ll be aweigh for a while.

The beta test !

I thought a personal anchor was called a spouse.

I remember feeling guilty leaving work on an early Thursday afternoon, because I had already completed 40 hrs of actual work on my project. My boss asked, “where are you going?” I asked, “are you going to pay overtime?” “No. Fine! Go!” Two weeks later, “limited” overtime was approved – the anchor was set.

Where can I get one, i´m having trouble holding on to my sanity!

You’ll be doing unpaid overtime again, because you’re a salaried employee!

Anchors away!

Is that Linda Blair at the filing cabinet?

A word is misspelled on the sign – it should read “Personnel” Anchor. Although, I suppose it could be meant to say “Personnel Personal Anchor.”

Once they get their hooks into you…

He started off entry-level, but now he’s in Anchor Management.

Interesting approach to employee retention.

Objects are always anchored…

he’s anchored to his job, but still finds a sec to phone the ball and chain…

Business is sinking