Eno, go to work! (’E no go to work).
He needs to think up a lie good enough that he can collect disability.
Looks like they’ve got your number.
Be here in 5 mins. Eno!!!
Eno is the poster child for why work from home doesn’t work for everyone.
“If Eno is calling in sick with one of the same OLD lies press 4… "
Whatever you do, don’t burp! burp. Oooops! :)
No, this is a real emergency, I need to make a beer run.
They should have a prerecorded selection of excuses. :)
“Your lie is important to us. Please stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly.”
You pressed #3; your call is now being forwarded to the local Unemployment Office.
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Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eno, go to work! (’E no go to work).
sirbadger over 1 year ago
He needs to think up a lie good enough that he can collect disability.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like they’ve got your number.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Be here in 5 mins. Eno!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eno is the poster child for why work from home doesn’t work for everyone.
mwksix over 1 year ago
“If Eno is calling in sick with one of the same OLD lies press 4… "
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Whatever you do, don’t burp! burp. Oooops! :)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
No, this is a real emergency, I need to make a beer run.
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
They should have a prerecorded selection of excuses. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
“Your lie is important to us. Please stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly.”
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
You pressed #3; your call is now being forwarded to the local Unemployment Office.