Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for May 19, 2023

Put upon

They were just going to get their wallets… right?

It’s easier to say “no” if you can avoid being asked.

Even his mom took off.

Accurate.

OK Zack, I’ll take 4 magazines for my 1911 Colt .45, another 4 for my M92 Beretta, and my .25 cal Bobcat will need 6 .

Online?

Sheesh, folks, let the lad finish his sentence afore you dart off in fear. (What sort of magazine subscriptions, Zack?)

If popularity is what you’re after, try selling aftermarket auto warranties.