Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 19, 2023

The valuable book the stormtrooper wanted is a dictionary??? Haven’t they ever heard of Google?

Stunned, gobsmacked, shocked…um..um…dang it! The b@$#@*d stole my thesaurus too!

… and now I don’t know what else to … to … uh …

Careful with that joke, Sir. It’s an antique.

What a funny joke, I will use it!

To the one who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

GROAN

Cue the snare drum rimshot…Ba Dum Tsh

Groan.

He took my atlas, too. It meant the world to me.

“He took my book on how to deal with grief. I’m inconsolable…”

“And my book on how to use more of your brain… It’s inconceivable…”

“And worst of all, he took my book on the Art of Alberto Vargas! This is a total bust!”

Seriously? Wasting mass on a spaceship with paper books? Are their movies also on 16mm film?

Thanks, Mr. Rickard, for my first “Ooooghf!” in several days.

Ouch!

ba dum tss

Being stuck without a dictionary is… I know there’s a word for it but I just can’t think of it.

Hmm..a joke Pastis prime….

Oh, oh, that hit me way harder than it should have, LOL.